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Portable wow exporter program
who ever made the original module from blizzard
blender
Author's Comments:
( Just pick color you want and enjoy :D™ only 3 were taken from wow, the rest are custom made!)
(fair warning wow modules are more blocky by nature so the corgi would feel kinda wobbly, but it still looks cute)
(Lava lamp Corgi is a toggle it overrides everything)
(each dawg has its own material you can change them however you want!)
{NO CORGIES WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS MOD!}
lore dumb down here you can ignore!
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WARNING:
Bun.Co™ does NOT recommend:
* feeding the lava corgi after midnight
* exposing the galaxy corgi to astrophysicists
* discussing faction politics near the Horde variant
* asking why the cookies and cream corgi screams at night
All corgis certified emotionally unstable by Bun.Co Laboratories™.
Bun.Co™ Official Statement
After a minor containment breach involving:
14 portals
3 interns
one suspiciously glowing vending machine
and an irresponsible amount of aether exposure...
Bun.Co™ employees discovered a rapidly multiplying species of emotionally unstable corgis living inside the company’s portal disposal sector.
Despite:
glowing eyes
reality distortion
occasional primal chanting
strange loyalty behavioral shifts
and spontaneous cosmic radiation...
Bun.Co™ has concluded these creatures are:
“probably safe enough.”™
As part of our ongoing:
Customer Appreciation & Emotional Manipulation Initiative™
we are now distributing these corgis to our most loyal customers FREE OF CHARGE!™
IMPORTANT SAFETY NOTICE
Bun.Co™ would like to clarify:
We did NOT genetically modify these corgis.
We did NOT expose them to unstable dimensional energies.
We did NOT fuse one with a lava lamp.
We did NOT teach the Horde variant faction slurs.
We did NOT create the emissive loyalty glow that increases desire to purchase Bun.Co™ products.
Any rumors suggesting otherwise are:
FALSE!™
and legally actionable in 37 nations. (AND DAVE's BACKYARD FUCK U DAVE! I STILL HATE YOU!)
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VARIANT LIST
🌌[Glaxy way!™]
A corgi discovered floating motionless in deep space after consuming an entire anti-matter chew toy.
Effects may include:
cosmic barking
gravitational instability
existential dread
increased appreciation for neon purple
Contains 12% more galaxy than previous models.™
{🟠Original color from wow!™]
The most “normal” corgi discovered during the containment incident.
Unfortunately:
it has now learned to stare directly into your soul for extended periods of time and demanding money for wow.
Bun.Co™ considers this:
“adorable.”™
(FUCK U BOBBY YOUR GAME SUCKS NOW!)
💖Bun.Co™ Rescue operation!™
One of the first corgis recovered directly from Bun.Co™ portal trash sector B.
Still covered in:
company branding
emotionally manipulative symbols
experimental dye compounds
traces of corporate corruption
Most loyal variant recorded to date.
Attempts to pay taxes voluntarily.
⚫Cookies and cream!™
A deceptively calm specimen known for:
stealing snacks
sleeping on expensive furniture
and violently judging your glam choices
Low aggression.
Extremely judgmental.
🌈 Rainbow Sherbet™
Nobody knows why this one glows in visible RGB channels.
Scientists attempted to study it.
The corgi ate the paperwork.
🩵🩷Trans Cotton Candy!™
An extremely soft and emotionally supportive corgi variant.
Known side effects include:
improved mood
reduced sadness
and a dangerous increase in online shopping activity
Frequently found sleeping near heaters and emotionally exhausted adventurers.
🔴HORDE! LETS GOOOOOOOO!™
This variant becomes highly aggressive whenever Alliance music is detected nearby.
Symptoms include:
screaming
property damage
intense faction loyalty
and refusing to queue calmly
Bun.Co™ does not endorse faction violence.* (YES WE FUCKING DO! FUCK THE ALLIANCE! WE ONLY GAVE YOU THE ALLIANCE VARIANT TO BE FAIR! AND FUCK U TIM! U ALLIANCE LOVING MOFO!)
🔵eww alliance dogs™
A highly sophisticated corgi variant that:
judges Horde players silently
maintains perfect posture
and somehow always owns expensive mounts
May attempt to organize your inventory without permission. (I HATE YOU THE MOST FUCK U!)
🌋 Lava lamp corgi!™
DO NOT PET WHILE GLOWING.
Recovered directly from an active volcanic fissure after an intern attempted to microwave an aether crystal.
Body temperature:
concerning™
Bun.Co™ is not responsible for:
melted flooring
house fires
emotional attachment to unstable magma creatures
or minor primal summoning incidents
FINAL DISCLAIMER
By installing CORGI MUCH WOW!™ you acknowledge that:
Bun.Co™ is not responsible for emotional dependency
some corgis may whisper at night
portal contamination is considered “normal”
and all corgis are legally classified as:
“mostly safe.”™
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